NOW, MAY I PRESENT TO Y'ALL,
EVERY WRESTLING FAN'S FANTASY:
THE BOSEPHEUS JUMBO WRESTLING BOWL!
[ALL GASPING]
THE LARGEST WRESTLING-ONLY FACILITY IN THE WORLD,
BUILT BY YOURS TRULY, BRODERICK BOSEPHEUS!
WHO IS ME.
AN UNDERWATER CAGE,
A HIGH-TECH HYDRAULIC PLATFORM,
GRAVITY-DEFYING ZIP-LINES.
IT'S ALL HERE!
NOW, IF Y'ALL WILL EXCUSE ME,
I NEED TO PREPARE FOR THE EVENT.
BUT DON'T Y'ALL WORRY.
HERE'S A LITTLE DEMONSTRATION
I KNOW Y'ALL GONNA ENJOY.
RARR! RARRR!
AAAH!
[GASPING]
ARRRR!
AAH!
ARR! HA HA HA HA HA!
ARR! ARR! ARR! ARR! ARR! ARR! ARR!
♪ WHAT'S NEW, SCOOBY-DOO? ♪
♪ WE'RE COMING AFTER YOU ♪
♪ WE'RE GONNA SOLVE THAT MYSTERY ♪
♪ I SEE YOU, SCOOBY-DOO ♪
♪ THE TRAIL LEADS BACK TO YOU ♪
♪ WHAT'S NEW, SCOOBY-DOO? ♪
♪ WE'RE GONNA FOLLOW YOU ♪
♪ YOU'RE GONNA SOLVE THAT MYSTERY ♪
♪ WE SEE YOU, SCOOBY-DOO ♪
♪ WE'RE COMING AFTER YOU ♪
♪ WHAT'S NEW, SCOOBY-DOO? ♪
♪ DON'T LOOK BACK ♪
♪ YOU MAY FIND ANOTHER CLUE ♪
♪ SCOOBY SNAX WILL BE WAITING HERE FOR YOU ♪
♪ WHAT'S NEW, SCOOBY-DOO? ♪
♪ WE'RE COMING AFTER YOU ♪
♪ WE'RE GONNA SOLVE THAT MYSTERY ♪
♪ I SEE YOU, SCOOBY-DOO ♪
♪ THE TRAIL LEADS BACK TO YOU ♪
♪ WHAT'S NEW, SCOOBY-DOO? ♪
♪ NA-NA NA-NA NA ♪
♪ NA-NA NA NA NA-NA NA ♪
♪ NA-NA NA-NA NA NA-NA NA-NA NA ♪
WOW! THE BOSEPHEUS JUMBO WRESTLING BOWL.
IT'S EVERY WRESTLING FAN'S DREAM,
AND IT--IT'S JUST SO BEAUTIFUL.
HEY, SCOOB,
LIKE, I SURE WISH WE COULD FILL THAT JUMBO BOWL
WITH SOME JUMBO CEREAL.
REAH, CEREAL.
THEY'RE DREAMING ABOUT GIANT CEREAL AGAIN, AREN'T THEY?
DO THEY EVER STOP?
COME ON, YOU GUYS.
WRESTLING IS A VERY SERIOUS BUSINESS,
AND--HEY,
IT'S SPARROW MAN!
NOW LISTEN HERE, MY FINE-FEATHERED FRIEND,
YOU AND YOUR TIGHTS WORKS FOR ME,
SO I EXPECT YOU TO WRESTLE TONIGHT!
NO WAY.
WE'RE NOT WRESTLING WITH THAT MONSTER RUNNING AROUND.
YOU HAVE TO CANCEL TONIGHT'S MATCH.
Scooby & Shaggy: MONSTER? Fred: CANCEL?
YOU MIGHT NOT HAVE HAD THIS PROBLEM, SWEETIE...
IF YOU WOULD'VE MADE US THE STAR ATTRACTION.
WHAT KIND OF MONSTER IS IT?
OH, HEH HEH HEH.
WELL, IT'S NOT A MONSTER, PER SE, DARLING.
IT'S JUST A--
THE TITANIC TWIST.
SOMEONE TELL ME THAT THAT'S JUST THE NAME
OF A TOTALLY AWESOME SLURPEE.
HARDLY.
THE TITANIC TWIST WAS A WRESTLING MOVE SO DANGEROUS,
SO BONE-CRUSHING,
THAT IT WAS OUTLAWED YEARS AGO
AFTER THE ONLY TIME IT WAS EVER USED.
THE POOR WRESTLER WHO FELL VICTIM TO IT
NEVER KNEW WHAT HIT HIM.
AND NOW, AFTER ALL THESE YEARS,
HIS GHOST HAS COME BACK.
AN EVIL CONTORTED BEAST,
SEEKING REVENGE ON THE WRESTLING WORLD
FOR TURNING THEIR BACKS ON HIM.
CAN'T YOU JUST POSTPONE THE MATCH UNTIL YOU CAPTURE THE MONSTER?
NO! NO!
LITTLE LADY, I GOT TOO MUCH RIDING ON THIS NIGHT TO CANCEL.
BESIDES, I'M BETTING THIS LITTLE TWISTY FELLA
IS GOOD FOR PUBLICITY.
WELL, COUNT ME OUT, BOSEPHEUS.
I'M NOT GONNA WRESTLE.
OH, WH-WHERE I'M GONNA FIND SOMEONE ELSE
ON SUCH SHORT NOTICE?
AHEM!
UM, FRED?
WHERE DID YOU GET THAT?
OH, THIS? HEH HEH.
IT'S MY "IN CASE OF AN EMERGENCY" WRESTLING COSTUME.
NEAT, HUH?
UM... INTERESTING.
SHINY. REAH.
OK, SCIENTIST,
WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS WRESTLING MOVE?
THE ATOMIC DROP.
OHH! [CRASH]
THAT'S A GOOD NAME FOR IT.
IT SAYS HERE THAT ABNER DOUBLEDAY
INVENTED MODERN WRESTLING IN 1839
WHILE A CADET AT WEST POINT.
BUT I FIND IT HARD TO BELIEVE
OUR FUTURE LEADERS NEED TO LEARN
THE FRONT-FACE BLIZZARD SUFLEX.
UNH! OOH! OHH. OW.
ACTUALLY, THE FRONT-FACE BLIZZARD SUFLEX
WAS A FAVORITE MOVE OF PRESIDENT FORD.
HEY, IT'S MALACHI CRUNCH.
MR. CRUNCH, I AM YOUR BIGGEST FAN.
HUNH! UHH!
GLAD TO HEAR IT, SON.
DAD, I THOUGHT YOU PROMISED
YOU WEREN'T GOING NEAR THE RING.
YOU'VE ALREADY WON THE CHAMPIONSHIP BELT.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO RISK GETTING INJURED EVER AGAIN.
HEH! YOU'LL HAVE TO EXCUSE MY KIDS.
SOMETIMES THEY GET A LITTLE OVERPROTECTIVE.
ARE YOU KIDDING?
WHAT COULD HAPPEN TO YOU AROUND HERE?
OHH! OHH! OHH! OHH! OHH! OHH!
COME ON, DAD, WE'RE LEAVING.
UNH! OOF!
IT SEEMS LIKE IF ANYONE COULD TAKE CARE OF HIMSELF,
IT WOULD BE MALACHI.
HE'S THE WORLD WRESTLING CHAMP.
EVEN I KNOW THAT.
HEY, AND I KNOW SOMETHING, TOO.
THAT GUY IS SCARY!
ARRR! ARR!
ARRR!
NO!
ARR!
I KNOW ONE WAY TO STOP A FIGHT. THE BELL!
[DING DING]
DID YOU SEE THAT THING?
LIKE, IT HAD 2 ARMS ON ONE SIDE OF ITS BODY.
HE COULD NEVER BUY A SHIRT OFF THE RACK.
OK, GANG. THERE'S A MISSING WRESTLER.
WHICH MEANS...
WE'VE GOT A MYSTERY ON OUR HANDS.
I THINK IT'S TIME WE SPLIT UP AND LOOK FOR CLUES.
RIGHT, SO WE CAN SOLVE THIS MYSTERY.
OH, I--I MEANT SO YOU GUYS COULD FIND CLUES
AND I COULD WRESTLE SOME MORE.
BUT I'LL LOOK, TOO.
I MEAN, THAT'S COOL.
[WOLF HOWLING]
SO, THIS IS WHERE MR. BOSEPHEUS MAKES THE WRESTLERS LIVE?
HUH. I'LL BET THEY DON'T EVEN GET CABLE.
ARRR!
IT'S THE TITANIC TWIST!
LIKE HIDE!
ARR ARR ARR ARR.
LIKE, THERE'S ONLY ONE SAFE PLACE IN THIS CREEPY COMMUNE--
WHERE THE MONSTER JUST LEFT.
COME ON, SCOOB.
CANDY.
UH, SURE. CAN YOU BREAK A 20?
I THINK HE CAN BREAK ANYTHING HE WANTS.
HEY, IT'S HUMONGOUS HAMMER.
HE WAS THE BOSEPHEUS FEDERATION WRESTLING CHAMP YEARS AGO.
I'M YOUR BIGGEST FAN!
YEP. THAT'S THE WAY IT GOES AROUND HERE.
ONE DAY YOU'RE THE CHAMP,
THE NEXT DAY YOU'RE INJURED AND STUCK SELLING RED TWISTS.
WHAT KIND OF INJURY?
TURNBUCKLE KNEE. SEE?
Daphne: OUCH.
YEP. I PUT ON A GREAT SHOW EVERY NIGHT.
AND HOW DOES OLD BOSEPHEUS REWARD ME?
BY MAKING ME SELL CANDY.
AND HE KNOWS I DON'T EVEN LIKE SWEETS.
IF YOU SEE THAT BOSEPHEUS...
WILL YOU TELL HIM THAT I'M OUT OF BLACK LICORICE?
HMM. A BITTER EX-CHAMPION
SURE MIGHT WANT TO STOP THIS EVENT FROM TAKING PLACE.
I'D SAY THAT MAKES HIM A SUSPECT.
WELL, THAT AND THE FACT THAT HE'S HUGE.
HUNH!
RAGGY, MILK SHAKES.
YOU'RE RIGHT, THOSE ARE MILK SHAKES.
WAY TO GO, SCOOBY-DOO.
SHAKES, AHOY!
ACH! YUCK!
THESE ARE PROTEIN SHAKES.
THEY TASTE LIKE CHALK.
BUT THAT'S NOTHING A LITTLE WHIPPED CREAM WON'T FIX.
OHH, BUMMER. IT'S EMPTY.
[YAWNS]
WELL, MAYBE WE CAN FIND SOME CARAMEL SAUCE AROUND.
UHH!
RAGGY? UH-OH!
HA HA HA HA HA HA!
[DIABOLICAL LAUGHTER]
[WHIMPERING]
AAH!
ARR! HA HA HA HA!
OHH! OHH! AAH!
OHH!
YIKES! RAGGY!
RAGGY!
NIGHTY-NIGHT, OLD PAL.
ERRR!
[HOWLING]
AROO!
[WHIMPERING]
PHEW!
UH-OH!
AROO! OOF!
OHH! OHH!
WHOA!
WHOO-HOO-HOO-HOO!
Fred: ARE YOU GUYS OK?
WE HEARD A BIG CRASH.
HMM? CRASH? WHAT CRASH?
SCOOBY, CAN YOU TELL US WHAT HAPPENED?
[GROWLING]
TITANIC TWIST PUSHED THE MALACHI TRAILER DOWN THE HILL?
UH-HUH.
HEY, SHAGGY, WHAT ARE YOU HOLDING?
THIS? UH, SODIUM TRIPTOHYDRO--
THAT DOESN'T SOUND LIKE WHIPPED CREAM.
THAT'S SLEEPING MIST.
I WONDER WHY IT WAS IN THE MALACHI TRAILER.
MAYBE IT'S HARD TO SLEEP WITH TRAILERS CRASHING AT ALL HOURS OF THE NIGHT.
I THINK IT'S TIME WE DO A LITTLE RESEARCH
ON MR. MALACHI CRUNCH.
WELL, IF YOU WANT TO KNOW ABOUT THE GREATEST WRESTLERS IN THE WORLD,
THERE'S ONLY ONE PLACE TO GO:
THE WRESTLING HALL OF FAME.
LIKE, I DON'T CARE IF THEY ARE JUST MANNEQUINS IN TIGHTS,
THIS PLACE IS DARN SPOOKY.
"VIRTUAL WRESTLING"?
WHAT AN ENLIGHTENED METHOD OF EXPERIENCING THE SPORT
WITHOUT ACTUALLY GETTING...
WHOA! OHH! OHH!
UHH! HURT.
CHECK IT OUT, SCOOB. THIS CHART SHOWS US
HOW TO PULL THOSE CRAZY WRESTLING MOVES.
NOW, LET ME SEE.
PULL YOUR ARM THROUGH HERE,
AND YOU GRAB MY LEFT LEG.
HA HA HA HA HA HA!
JEEPERS!
IT'S THAT RESTLESS WRESTLING REJECT.
BUT THAT'S STRANGE.
LOOKS LIKE HE'S ONLY DESTROYING
THE MALACHI CRUNCH EXHIBIT.
ZOINKS! WE'RE STUCK!
HA HA HA! A LITTLE HELP, ANYONE!
[GASPING]
Daphne: OH, NO, HE SPOTTED US!
IT'S TIME FOR OUR FALL-BACK PLAN.
FALL BACK!
♪ THEY'RE GONNA GET YOU ANYWAY ♪
♪ ANY WAY THEY CAN ♪
♪ I TOLD YOU ONCE, I'LL TELL YOU AGAIN ♪
♪ THAT IT'S ALL THE SAME ♪
♪ YOU'RE ALL TWISTED ♪
♪ THEY'RE GONNA GET YOU ANYWAY ♪
♪ ANY WAY THEY CAN ♪
♪ I TOLD YOU ONCE, I'LL TELL YOU AGAIN ♪
♪ THAT'S IT'S ALL THE SAME ♪
♪ YOU'RE ALL TWISTED ♪
PHEW! THAT SURE WAS CLOSE.
I THINK THE MONSTER'S GONE.
OR NOT!
I HEARD SOME COMMOTION.
EVERYBODY ALL RIGHT?
DID THE MONSTER DO THAT?
NOPE. THOSE TWO DON'T NEED ANY HELP
GETTING INTO TROUBLE.
NOW, LET'S SEE.
OHH! OHH!
THANKS, BIG GUY.
LIKE, WHO KNEW I HAD A RESET BUTTON?
SEE, DAD, TITANIC TWIST DESTROYED YOUR EXHIBIT.
THAT MEANS HE'S PROBABLY COMING AFTER YOU NEXT.
KIDS, I'M NOT GONNA LET A LITTLE GIANT MONSTER SCARE ME OFF.
WE JUST DON'T WANT TO SEE YOU GET HURT, DAD.
I CAN TAKE CARE OF MYSELF.
OK, GANG, IT'S TIME TO SPLIT UP AND LOOK FOR CLUES...
AGAIN.
ONLY THIS TIME, WE'RE GOING UNDERCOVER.
DO I EVEN WANT TO KNOW?
OOH, THE FEMALE WRESTLER'S DRESSING ROOM.
HOW GREAT IS THIS?
I WISH I HAD A CAMERA.
I WISH I HAD A MASK.
HERE YOU GO.
UGH!
WOW! MR. BOSEPHEUS SURE HAS A BIG OFFICE.
THERE'S BOUND TO BE SOME CLUES IN HERE SOMEWHERE.
OHH!
SPEAKING OF BOUND CLUES!
THE SCIENTIST!
GOOD WORK, GUYS. LET'S WAKE HIM UP.
NO! NO! NO!
GET ME OUT OF HERE!
GREAT! NOW WE'RE CLUELESS.
FIND ANYTHING?
NOTHING MY SIZE.
HEY! WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING IN HERE?
YOU AREN'T LADY WRESTLERS.
UH, SURE WE ARE.
I'M, UM, I'M BOOKWORM.
AND THIS IS...
FASHION SENSE.
THE LAST THING WE NEED IS COMPETION
FROM 2 GIRLY GIRLS.
BUT THERE'S AN EASY WAY TO SEE IF YOUR STORY CHECKS OUT.
UNH! UHH! UM, CAN WE TRY ANOTHER MOVE, PLEASE?
YOU'RE STRETCHING MY OUTFIT.
[GASPS]
UNH!
DAPHNE, THE NEW SPRING FASHIONS ARE HERE.
WHERE?
UNH!
SO I GRAB UNDER HERE
AND THROW!
HEY, IT WORKS.
WHAT DO YOU CALL THAT MOVE?
THE FLYING DINKLY.
OK, GUYS, LOOK AROUND FOR ANYTHING SUSPICIOUS.
LIKE, I THINK THAT'S DAPHNE AND VELMA WRESTLING.
YOU'RE RIGHT! AND I CAN'T BELIEVE
VELMA KNOWS THE OZARK MOUNTAIN PILE DRIVER.
HEY, IT'S TITANIC TWIST.
GOOD THING IT'S JUST ON THE MONITOR, EH, SCOOB? HA HA HA.
I HAD TO SAY IT.
ARRRR!
THAT WAY, FREDDY!
RARR! AAH!
ZOINKS!
NO NEED TO PANIC, GUYS.
ARRR!
OK, NOW YOU CAN PANIC.
[TITANIC TWIST GROWLING]
FREDDY, YOU'RE A WRESTLER. LIKE, DO SOMETHING.
MY MOVES ONLY WORK ON OPPONENTS WITH AN ARM ON EACH SIDE.
NOT AGAINST...
CREEPY CONTORTED CREATURES?
WELL, IT'S A GOOD THING WE'RE DRESSED AS JANITORS
BECAUSE THINGS ARE ABOUT TO GET MESSY.
RARRR!
[SHAGGY WHIMPERING]
ARRRR!
OHH! HOO HOO HOO!
RAGGY, RAGGY.
RARRR!
GOOD GOING, SCOOB.
[MOTOR WHIRRING]
RARRR!
AAH! AAAH!
UNH! UHH! UNH!
RARRR!
Daphne: OH, NO! TITANIC TWIST HAS FREDDY!
UNH! UHH!
SHAGGY! SCOOBY! ARE YOU TWO OK?
LIKE, IF MY FOOT IS SUPPOSED TO BE IN MY EAR,
THEN YEAH.
NOW, WHAT IN THE TARNATION IS GOING ON UP IN HERE?
I GOT A SELL-OUT TONIGHT,
THANKS TO THAT WRESTLE MANIAC,
AND I'M NOT ABOUT TO LET Y'ALL KIDS MESS THAT UP.
OOOH! OOOH!
UHH! UNH!
NOW GO ON WITH YOU, GIT!
I'VE GOT A SNEAKING SUSPICION
ABOUT THAT MR. BOSEPHEUS.
BUT RIGHT NOW WE'VE GOT TO FIND FRED.
I GUESS WE SHOULD SPLIT UP?
OH, MAN, FRED'S NOT EVEN HERE.
WE DON'T NEED TO... SPLIT UP.
GUYS?
WELL, IF WE'RE GONNA SEARCH THE WHOLE JUMBO BOWL FOR FREDDY,
WHAT BETTER PLACE TO START
THAN THE SALTED PRETZEL ROOM?
YEAH, SALTED PRETZEL ROOM.
NOW, REMBER, SCOOB...
WE NEED TO FIND FREDDY, SO EAT FAST.
FREDDY, IT'S YOU!
WHAT DO YOU KNOW, SCOOB!
FINALLY, OUR EAT-FAST PLAN WORKED.
RARRR!
AAAH! AAAH!
WAKE UP, FRED.
OH, WOW, HE'S REALLY OUT.
SCOOB, WE NEED TO LEAD THE TWISTED TITAN OUT OF HERE
AND AWAY FROM FRED.
HEY, TWIST, ARE YOU LEFT-HANDED
OR LEFT-HANDED?
RARRR!
HUMONGOUS HAMMER SURE IS SUSPICIOUS.
I MEAN, WHO ELSE IS BIG ENOUGH TO BE THE MONSTER?
AAAH! AAH!
RARRR!
AAH! AAH!
RARR! RARRR!
HUMONGOUS HAMMER?
THANKS FOR SAVING US.
YOU'RE WELCOME.
SOMETIMES THESE GIANT HANDS ARE STILL GOOD FOR SOMETHING
BESIDES CLEANING GIANT EARS.
OK. WAIT A MINUTE.
IF YOU'RE HERE, THAT MEANS YOU CAN'T BE THE TITANIC TWIST.
AS MUCH AS I'D LIKE BOSEPHEUS TO GET WHAT'S COMING TO HIM,
I'D NEVER BE ABLE TO GET AROUND LIKE THAT,
WHAT WITH MY TURNBUCKLE KNEE AND ALL.
BUT THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS TO OLD WRESTLERS.
HMM, YOU KNOW WHAT?
I THINK I HAVE THIS MYSTERY JUST ABOUT WRAPPED UP.
GREAT! NOW ALL WE NEED IS A FRED-LIKE TRAP.
HEY, DON'T LOOK AT ME. I JUST SOLVE THESE THINGS.
AAAH! AAH! AAAH! AAAH!
RARRR!
COME ON, SCOOB, LET'S HIDE IN HERE.
QUICK, TURN OFF THE LIGHT.
HERE, SCOOB, PUT SOMETHING ON
SO THAT WRESTLE MANIAC WON'T RECOGNIZE US.
Scooby: OK.
HEY, I THINK I FOUND AN ELEVATOR.
THIS COULD BE OUR TICKET OUT OF HERE.
[CROWD CHEERING]
Announcer: AND NOW, WHAT YOU'VE BEEN WAITING FOR...
THE TEXAS CAGE MATCH!
CAGE MATCH?
RAGE RATCH?
OOH!
ARRR!
YIKES! AAAH!
OHH! OHH! OHH!
WHOA-HO-HO!
I DON'T THINK THIS COULD GET ANY WORSE.
RARRR!
[SCREAMING]
OK, I WAS WRONG.
THIS IS WORSE.
RARR! RARR!
LOOK AT SHAGGY AND SCOOBY.
WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING.
DO YOU HAVE A PLAN?
NO. YOU?
NOPE.
I MISS FRED.
LOOK, OVER THERE!
THE CONTROLS FOR THE CAGE.
RARRR!
RARR! ARR!
HANG ON!
LIKE, WHAT DO YOU THINK WE'RE DOING?
WHOA-OH-OH-OH-OH!
UNH!
UHH!
AAH!
RARR!
[MUFFLED] RARR!
OH, MAN, I MISSED THE TRAP!
AND IT LOOKS LIKE IT WAS PRETTY COOL.
All: FREDDY!
[ALL TALKING AT ONCE]
RARR.
NOW, LET'S FIND OUT WHO THE MONSTER IS
AND, MORE IMPORTANTLY,
WHAT PERSON CAN FILL OUT ALL THIS FABRIC?
NOT WHAT PERSON, WHAT PEOPLE?
All: CURT AND CONNIE CRUNCH?
KIDS?
THE CRUNCH KIDS WANTED TO SCARE THEIR FATHER OUT OF WRESTLING
SO HE WOULDN'T END UP INJURED...
LIKE HUMONGOUS HAMMER.
THAT'S WHY THEY ONLY ATTACKED THE MALACHI EXHIBIT
IN THE WRESTLING MUSEUM--
TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE HE WAS THE TITANIC TWIST'S NEXT TARGET.
SO THAT'S HOW THE MONSTER COULD HAVE
2 ARMS ON ONE SIDE OF HIS BODY.
BECAUSE THERE WERE 2 PEOPLE INSIDE THE SUIT.
BUT HOW DID 2 KIDS KNOCK OUT ALL THOSE HUGE WRESTLERS?
IT'S EASY WHEN YOU USE THE SLEEPING MIST
WE FOUND IN MALACHI'S TRAILER.
AND THEY GOT AWAY WITH IT,
EVEN IN SPITE OF YOU MEDDLING KIDS.
HUH? HUH?
THEY WERE RIGHT.
IT IS ABOUT TIME THE OLD MAN RETIRES
BEFORE HE GETS HURT.
CURT, CONNIE,
THANKS FOR LOOKING OUT FOR ME.
[CROWD CHEERING]
NOW, THIS IS WHAT WRESTLING IS ALL ABOUT, FOLKS.
FAMILY.
LET'S CELEBRATE LIKE ONE BIG HAPPY WRESTLING FAMILY!
UNH! OHH!
IT SURE IS NICE TO SOLVE A MYSTERY,
AND FOR SUCH A SWEET FAMILY.
YOU SAID IT.
HEY, WHERE'S SCOOBY?
SCOOBY DOOBY...
DOO!
[ALL LAUGHING]